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                大夫你看看我這是屬於什麽B

                1、某醫院在做B超檢查,一位男工作人員告訴大家,彩B在201室,黑白B在202室,病人們都到指定房間做檢查去了,這時候有一位婦女紅著臉走到工作人員◇跟前把褲子一脫,說道:大夫你看看我這是屬於什麽B?....

                2、醫院走廊裏一群人在等待尿檢,每人手裏都端著自己的尿樣。輪到一個叫王尚舉的患者,護士沒多Ψ想,便隨口喊:王尚舉!然後所有患者都把手裏的尿樣舉高了一點,護士又㊣ 喊道:王尚舉!.....然後患者們又把尿樣舉▆高了一點......護士還喊:王尚舉?。?!然後所有患者都把尿樣高高舉起...這時王尚舉△意識到護士是在喊自己,便大聲答:到!然後所有的患者都把尿樣倒頭上了。

                3、賣油條的男人解完小手回來,不洗手就給女顧客拿油條。被女顧客察覺後說:“你拿的我不要,讓你媳婦給我拿!”媳婦給她拿完油條後,看著女顧客遠去的背影嘀咕道:“哼!他才摸了一下你就嫌臟,我昨晚摸了一宿……”

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