日本真人性爱

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                武大郎短笑話錦集5則

                1.武大郎邊走邊喊:武大郎燒餅,健身又美容!王婆說:大郎真會自賣自誇!武大郎道:這怎麽是自誇?你沒看見我弟弟吃了強壯無比,我妻子吃了美麗無雙嗎?
                 

                2.某天晚上蝌蚪到飯店吃飯,當看到服務員往隔壁桌端上一盤熱辣辣的水★煮田雞時,蝌蚪傷心地唱道:我不想,我不想,不想長大……
                 

                3.五歲的小雨在家裏撿到一塊錢硬幣,她拿起來看到錢上面有年號1990,小雨☆不高興了,把錢給扔了。媽媽:為什麽把錢扔ζ了???小雨:哼,過期了!

                4.丈夫得急病,妻子忙打急救電話:餵!你是120嗎?對方答:我是119!妻子快速地說:那麻煩你到隔壁ω 告訴你鄰居,讓他開救護車來我家救人!爆笑笑話
                 

                5.小明數學不好被父』母轉學到教會學校。半年後數學○成績全A。媽媽很費解;小明說:上學︾的第一天,我看見一個人被釘在加號上面,我就知道他們是玩真的!

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